One Liner News! Because a smart mouth is a terrible thing to waste. Or was that a dirty mind? Whatever.

Pot Shrinks Tumors; Government Knew In ‘74
…The biggest human experiement going would therefore be how many Dead Heads have never experienced a tumor.

Dog Owners ‘Fleeced’ In Poodle Scam
…So thousands have bought sheep they thought were actually poodles…giving new meaning to the famous last words, “I didn’t know it was a sheep at the time!”

Cancer Fighting Drug Found In Dirt
…Always the last place you look!

Russians To Build Tunnel To North America
…Most people just take a cruise to Alaska.