One Liner News! One would guess father’s day isn’t happening for a couple celebrity dads…

Robotic Falcons Enlisted To Fight Pigeons
…Because those buggers are that dangerous.

Alec Baldwin Calls Daughter A ‘Rude Thoughtless Little Pig’
…He makes Joe Jackson look like Ward Cleaver to the point that Michael Jackson is almost jealous of the Baldwin kid.

Father Lays Blame On Spears
…Well, someone has to.

What is this, celeb fathers running for Father of the Year or something?