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Southwest Could Become Dust Bowl, Study Warns
…Dust! Yes! That was the one allergy we were missing out on!

How Did David Copperfield Make the Statue of Liberty Disappear?
…Of all the things we have laying around in this country that he could make disappear and he chooses that?

The Rich Are More Oblivious Than You And Me
…Well, that explains Peakerman.

Madonna’s Condo Ray of Light
…How long until she gets her American accent back?

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