One Liner News. No reason.

Tainted Pet Food Still Being Sold, FDA Says
…Oooh, can we feed it to Don Imus?

Man Sentenced For Printing Lewd Stickers
…Don’t worry, our lawyer will have Detour Dan out of jail soon.

White House: ‘We Screwed Up’ On Deleted E-mails
…I guess that’s the only admission of guilt we get for today.

Twitter Trouble
…We’re not touching any jokes about “Twitter Trouble” with a ten-foot pole.