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Nine Inch Nails “Year Zero” CD Holds An Interesting Secret
…Wow, something to maybe make you actually want to buy a CD for once!

The VW That Does Nearly 300 mpg
…Somewhere, there’s a sheik who doesn’t like Germans very much right now.

Home Pot Farm Goes Up In Smoke
…You never know who on your block is merely raising ungrateful children and who’s got pot plants under grow lights…Go figure.

Blundering Plumber Burns Down Million-Dollar Mansion
…Even Daniel Powter’s “Bad Day” can’t make you feel better after pulling a smooth move like that.