One Liner News! Making fun of the news one line at a time.

Dude Passed Out on Gas Pedal Blows Up Car
…Talk about a rude awakening…

First Habitable Planet Outisde Of The Solar System Discoverd
…Finally, a place we can put Don Imus, Paris Hilton, and Alec Baldwin.

Music Goodness: 10 Best Bands Of The 90s
…All in all not a bad list.