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7-Year-Old Boy Finds $8,900 Worth of Crack Cocaine In His Jacket Pocket
…He could get into worse things – at least he’s not hanging out with Michael Jackson.

Oklahoma Declares Watermelon State Vegetable
…Yet residents seem oddly unaware that a watermelon is actually a fruit.

VA Tech Killer Ruled Mentally Ill By Court; Let Go After Hospital Visit
…That’s called getting away with murder.

Britney Spears Blames Paris Hilton
…Well, somebody has to.

Donkey Becomes Witness in Dallas Dispute
…What a smart ass!