Today’s One Liner News is brought to you by our wit and smart mouths because there’s nothing else in this world to admit being involved in this…


Vermont Movement Grows To Secede From USA
…Fine with us as long as they let us keep the maple syrup.

Apple StillCan’t Buy Beatles Love
…Either bring the Beatles to iTunes or start giving us vinyl again. Sheesh.


Sony Cuts PlaystationPortable Price From $199 To $169
…Realizing of course that video gamers lack the gainful employment to pay the extra 30 bucks.


Wallet Made Out Of Recycled Cassette Tapes
…No! Not my Wham album!