Here’s our One Liner News for Friday, April 13, 2007. We’re not superstitious, unless listening to Stevie Wonder’s song. Does that count?

Boredom, Bet Lands Kid in College at 12
…Freak! No, seriously, we’re happy for him.

Three Children, And One Teenager Cover Iron Maiden – Doesn’t Suck Either
…Wow, Ozzy’s kids didn’t even do that on their reality show!

The Prospect of All-Female Conception
…Don’t worry, men aren’t obsolete yet; who will do the oil changes?

Julian Lennon Sells Stake in Beatles Songs
…If this has anything to do with getting the songs on iTunes, we’ll be so happy!