Monday, April 02, 2007

Top Reasons Why The One Liner News Writer Has Been Slacking



Instead of writing the One Liner News she has been filling in for Mary Reilly. She also tried to give up making smart-mouth comments for Lent, but that didn't work either. Then she tried to avoid all news for fear of being exposed to American Idol's Sanjaya Malakar against her will. She found that to be impossible and sees his fro-hawk around every corner. Out of excuses, the One Liner News writer will be back soon with more One Liner News! But first, more slacking...

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