One Liner News, with an extra line thrown in once in a while because we just can’t help it!
Wrestling in Top Spot in Cable Ratings
…And people say they watch the Discovery Channel, yeah right.

Demand for Corn Driving Up Meat Prices
…Going green makes your chicken cost more, go figure.

11 Confessions of a T-Mobile Sales Rep
…now that is a random act of kindness!

Priests to Purify Site After Bush Visit
…Wonder what lengths they’d go to if ‘Danger Cheney’ paid a visit? Cheney wanted to go but they wouldn’t allow it pointing out that wherever he goes, people get maimed or killed.

Cherry Blossoms to Peak by Festival
…Wait, how are they getting the cherry trees to the Peak in time for the Tempe Music Festival?

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…The singer won’t give up until she falls in love with a Texas cowboy, which is nice because men who saddle up on horses are much better than men who saddle up on bicycles, right?