One Liner News for Tuesday, February 27, 2007!

We offer this up for those of you with no attention spans. It’s made up of actual news headlines we find that we dress up a bit.

Cheney unhurt in Afghan suicide attack…
Our Vice President always goes where the danger is
and comes out fine, surviving trips to war-torn countries and even his own hunting trips.

Italian ambassador hurt in Tamil Tiger attack
…perhaps he needs to take some lessons from Danger Dick Cheney on how to survive anything.

52 Proven Stress Reducers…It’s a nice list but we find it odd that Jimmy Buffett hasn’t written a song about any of the items on the list.

Safety pin and stick freed snatched boy…Never send your kid out the door without a safety pin!

Obese boy gets to stay with mom…Apparently having a fat kid in the UK is a legal matter.

Mom taught kids to fake retardation for benefits scamAnd what’s YOUR financial plan?