One Liner News -- Monday Weekend Hangover Edition

(That means we didn't work too hard on this).

After Guinness Nod to Indian Chili, Woman to Set Record Eating it…undoubtedly she will also set a record
for eating Maalox not long after.

Stand-In Mistress Sought to Take Wife’s Abuse…Only in China will a man place an advertisement looking for someone to beat up his mistress so his wife won’t hurt her!

Thirteen Places to Watch TV Online for Free…and the Internet killed the TV
star?

Twenty-five Things You Should Have Learned by Middle Age…”It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat” is our favorite.