One Liner News makes easy targets of Star Jones Reynolds and George Michael today. Yes, we should be ashamed, very ashamed.

George Michael faces another drug charge
…that’s still an upgrade from other charges he’s faced in the past!


Turkey Censors YouTube
…and an entire country is robbed of lip-synching teenagers and ‘Will it Blend’ hilarity.

Will It Blend?


Elvis Voters Alert Suspicious Minds in New Guinea
…if your daughter were a scientologist, you’d get that far away too.


Naomi Campbell to Scrub New York Floors Over Phone Rage Incident
…We’re just hoping she signs a deal to advertise cell phones over this so we no longer have to watch dweebs in polo shirts on TV.


Star Jones Reynolds Lands at Court TV
...Her show will focus on the connections between law and pop culture, maybe even examining things to not do when Barbara Walters is your boss.