One Liner News Proves We Aren't Entirely Stupid

One Liner News is our chance to play with real headlines! This ain't CNN, baby.

Barenaked Ladies: New Album Free! No DRM. Now.
…It starts free, but the market drives the prices up, so download FAST!

Test if you are stupid!
…surprisingly, the One Liner News writer is only 26% stupid.





Last chance for Southeast Louisiana.
…dunno – we’ve got dibs on Venice going first.

Cheney popping blood thinners.
…Just when you thought adrenaline-seeking ”Danger Cheney” was all out of ideas, he finds a new way to flirt with death called deep vein thrombosis.

Paper Drops Ann Coulter Column Over Her Use of Slur.
…Meanwhile, Michael Richards is so dang happy he’s no longer the biggest jerk in America, he’s sending Coulter flowers (which will wilt once they are near her).